jurassic squid

May 26

[video]

Sometimes Olivia Benson carries a Smith and Wesson “Lady Smith”

Sometimes Olivia Benson carries a Smith and Wesson “Lady Smith”

rgr-pop:

#1 man

141 Games44.5 Sacks2 Safeties2 Pro Bowl’s
Match Game 74 participant.  

rgr-pop:

#1 man

141 Games
44.5 Sacks
2 Safeties
2 Pro Bowl’s

Match Game 74 participant.  

May 25

marshmallowmegamama:

dear halo burger.
you are the only one that i love.
xo

I miss the tin ceiling so much. 

marshmallowmegamama:

dear halo burger.

you are the only one that i love.

xo

I miss the tin ceiling so much. 

May 23

I’m pretty cool with the whole thing because i was gonna get a membership anyways and now i don’t have to get him anything for fathers day. 

I’m pretty cool with the whole thing because i was gonna get a membership anyways and now i don’t have to get him anything for fathers day. 

my dad told me that for fathers day he wan’ts me to loose weight for him. and he bought me a gym membership. score?

May 22

I had big plans for today

then i broke out in hives at big lots. 

wtf. fake. 

wtf. fake. 

May 17

church ladies over use of mayo may make me go vegan. 

ugh just discovered someone who actually makes savory applications of jello. 

the worst. 

thing ever.

Anonymous asked: cute

i’m eating church lady corned beef lemon celery egg mayo jello that i found in the fridge at work with no date on it. 

invalid. 

May 16

always forget to wash hands after chopping onions

May 15

This table saw is free on craigslist

and i can’t have it. 

i wonder if i can rent warehouse space. 

May 14

reblog with your favorite album from the year you were born -

fromthemitten:

snakewrasslinchamp:

burgermeister:

melon-lord:

attackofthekillerderk:

thegreatmachinery:

colin-greenwood:

enarkos:

My Bloody Valentine - Loveless

THE LA’S!!!!!

bee thousand

Lincoln.

Loveless is the top one for 1991 but I’m gonna go with Spiderland

1991 has some pretty solid albums though dang

Road Apples by The Tragically Hip obv

enter the wu-tang (36 chambers) came out the year i was born so i really have no choice

wow. this is hard.  Considering three of my favorite metal albums came out that year (Peace Sells, Reign in Blood, Master of Puppets) plus the Queen is Dead plus Licensed to Ill plus I Against I plus Rembrandt Pussyhorse plus Graceland plus Atomizer plus FUCK IT IM GOING WITH THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BY EUROPE AS A BIG FUCK YOU

I’m really not a fan of anything that came out the year i was born. Accept maybe Graceland

that not so good Feelies album

maybe that Big Country album

albums suck. singles  only. 

May 13

opendrawer asked: Yes it is called the "mother of all marathons" and they are all mother-themed. So of course that self-indulgent bullshit episode where Stabler freaks out about his family history of bipolar disorder for 60 minutes was featured.

that episode makes me so mad. i always yell at the t.v. 

IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT