May 2012
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my dad told me that for fathers day he wan’ts me to loose weight for him. and he bought me a gym membership. score?
I had big plans for today
then i broke out in hives at big lots.
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church ladies over use of mayo may make me go vegan.
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ugh just discovered someone who actually makes savory applications of jello.
the worst.
thing ever.
Anonymous asked: cute
always forget to wash hands after chopping onions
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This table saw is free on craigslist
and i can’t have it.
i wonder if i can rent warehouse space.
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My Bloody Valentine - Loveless
THE LA’S!!!!!
bee thousand
Lincoln.
Loveless is the top one for 1991 but I’m gonna go with Spiderland
1991 has some pretty solid albums though dang
Road Apples by The Tragically Hip obv
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opendrawer asked: Yes it is called the "mother of all marathons" and they are all mother-themed. So of course that self-indulgent bullshit episode where Stabler freaks out about his family history of bipolar disorder for 60 minutes was featured.
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no shit. i just found spider veins on my legs.
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my Stanley tastes like dish rags and crusted moondrops.
i feel real guilty for not knowing how to use the phones at work. i just send every incoming call to who ever they are calling’s voice mail.
Bridge card is back!
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I mean i was in a pop punk band in high school
when i was 15 in 2001
our song titles
“through the halls” “second month of may” “the wiener anthem”
we had a cdr with these songs that had a hand drawn smiley face with sun glasses on it.
our guitar player was 22 and worked as a meat cutter
the other two were seniors
our name was cracker box and i was in...
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i’d be skinnier if i was in a pop punk band.
I'm pretty sure
the only people in the Lansing area that forage for foodstuffs are either yuppies or grizzled old couples with concealed carry licences.
Last frost is sooooon
ramps 10 days away. why all the old people are looking for morels, i’m like look at all these ramps.
April 2012
21 posts
May 14th is bike impound day for East Lansing/MSU
goin’ shoppin
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X-files would be so much better if Mulder was replaced with John Munch
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290 episodes
I’m almost out of SVU
where does one find a subtitled version of SVU: RUSSIA
I NEED MORE.
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opendrawer asked: Please post many pictures of Squid. I want to see pictures of big fat greasy torties.
I mean if i screwed this wine up i will just be making vinegar. so i’m not mad. i will have all this vinegar.
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I feel terrible
maybe its because i have only eaten sandwich spread for the last 3 days
Sandwich Spread
Ingredients 1 pack Koegels ring bologna sweet pickle relish 1/2 medium-size Spanish onion enough mayonnaise enough prepared plochman’s yellow mustard salt sugar 1 dash of fuck you
grind
eat on texas toast till spread or loaf runs out
feed the rest to your cat
I guess its more like prune dandelion wine because fuck you.
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Awww shit
their mowing the lawn today, i was gonna harvest dandelions for wine.
rgr-pop:
All The High Life, I don’t care who knows
the market by our place sells it at manufacture price. 5.98 for 12pk glass.
rgr-pop:
spicy sesame cucumber mango salad homemade banana pepper pizza boats
I”ll do it. also if andy doesn’t go i can replace him with a cooler
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Some dudes just don’t get that they are completely despised.
don’t follow my tumblr.
get off my plane.
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That awkward moment when you find your girlfriends mothers piece and stash while helping them move furniture.
Also had a conversation during the night where she requested me to find her a gun that she can ditch after use and is not registered. SO i guess i gotta go to the gun show and see what i can do.
Shes this close to carrying a burn phone.
She may be the best.
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like i gained all this weight because i sit all day long
but like i don’t want pancake butt either
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Palm Sunday
I found all these half eaten loafs of bread and all of these palm fronds the children didn’t want in the trash. Plus i’m taking a bit off the top of all the opened communion wines.
March 2012
16 posts
So i stopped by the neighborhood center to drop off my apprenticeship application and they already knew who i was. I walked in the door and they asked if i was lucas. i have never stepped foot in the place or contacted them before
someone has to have put in a word with them (hopefully good) they now know i’m fucking horrible probs.
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Can’t tell if stain on my shirt is jelly or blood
I found a hamper full of manga and sci fi in the dumpster of my apartment
gonna sell that shit
just huffed the Nitrous that was left in the old whipped cream in the fridge
applying to a gardening apprenticeship